seven friends.

A week has seven days,
So you need seven friends.
You tell me where it starts,
And whenever it ends.
You better find them now before it's too late.
Seven friends,
One for each day.

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

(via hi)

mylifeinmegabytes:

So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"

(via hi)

teitokuu:


Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck

Jesus fucking christ. This is scary but interesting.

teitokuu:

Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck

Jesus fucking christ. This is scary but interesting.

(Source: malformalady, via congratsturbating)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

(Source: olympercy, via untouched-innocence)